
Author:
XBRANDRECORDS from
Youtube, Ooooh
yes im back
bin in the damn lab to long man
get me outta this damn test tube
time for me to be rude
(eminem!!)
(o-dogg!!)
chourus
it feels so wrong cause' it feels so right
but its alright its okay with me
i'll do my steps all by myself
i dont need no-body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but dont no-body wanna play with me
so im taking my ball and going home (home)
verse 1
once again i just been released
from being chained up stuck on the fuckin toilet seat
i need a moment to breathe
before i get locked down into another contract b
oooh jheeze emma-lousie please eat me baby
im the only fuckin dogg to do a track as complex as this with shady
fuck haystack im bigger tho than a funky honky jiggalo
send this off to a and r's who wanna sniff my honkys arse
and i aint playing no more
im fukin done with rap whore's
sellin my soul to the devil
never read the contract the fact is i revel
and im back with a bigger contact list
than a hospital slit wrist list
infected like the tattoo's being done in my street
jump a taxi driver blind side him with a screw driver
give him goggles and send him deep sea diving
steal the car and id now im doin accents and driving
tryin to get my ball back from bullys just to go home
and i aint playin no more
i wanna get my ball back and .. go hooome
chourus
it feels so wrong cause' it feels so right
but its alright its okay with me
i'll do my steps all by myself
i dont need no-body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but dont no-body wanna play with me
so im taking my ball and going home (home)
verse 2
sinister as a fukin cockeyed scottish prime minister
fucking with the individual menstral cycles
of bisexual bycycle riding transexual gender benders
with hidden agenders same taxi cab in a fender bender
smash the radiator zooop whoa yeah im gone ill see you later
im in the whitehouse listening to amy whinehouse
chasin the local pussy like a game of cat and mouse
runnin back to there house
to where they feel safe enough to get naked
snatch em out of the darkest corner stuff em in the oven n bake em
shake em by the shoulders see i told you i hate em
spin em round until there dizzee them i show em im bonkers
aint aint even spat a track like this one in yonkers
i feel to bully theese emcee's and pop all theese poppers
provin im proper im a sick twisted intergalactical plonker
chourus
it feels so wrong cause' it feels so right
but its alright its okay with me
i'll do my steps all by myself
i dont need no-body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but dont no-body wanna play with me
so im taking my ball and going home (home)
verse 3
i wanna quit the bullshit
but raps my disease bitch
my coca cola fizz's up when i drop in cocodamol
im never sick of spittin ever ever or ever at all
my brain is like the arndale busy at weekends
and after schhol its full of fools
and all the shit that we did at nights when we was kids
has got me twisted up like blunt skins
but i kicked drugs
moved up to bigger things wanna know how i catch a buzz
i watch a horror movie then emulate the killer
scream jason hannible and mike jacks thirller
i love all my masks when they shade my identity
7 kids i dont claim fuck infidelity
enter the special olympics like invalidity
catch a contact then get at me
cry now come on tay come back and get at me
chourus
it feels so wrong cause' it feels so right
but its alright its okay with me
i'll do my steps all by myself
i dont need no-body to play with me
but if you just give me a chance
i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but dont no-body wanna play with me
so im taking my ball and going home (home)
outro
ohhhh
its been a very long time
i knew you couldnt live without it
yo
shady records
x-brand recordings
yo
myspace.com/officialodogg
get too know
still
doing
my
killin
ha ha
whoooo
i know they love it
emma-lou
(vocal scratch impression)
oooohhh
hahahaha